"If your parents wouldn’t wear it, but your friends would screenshot it – it probably belongs here."
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This T-shirt carries a bold, irreverent attitude — a sharp, streetwise statement for adults who speak in humor and irony. The short-sleeve crew tee sits comfortably in everyday life: layered under a jacket for late-night bar runs, thrown on for loud game nights, or worn while swapping jokes with friends at a backyard cookout. The phrasing on the shirt reads like an inside joke among a tight group — crude in a way that sparks laughs, camaraderie, and unapologetic confidence. The fabric is soft and smooth, the collar holds its shape, and the prints sit clean and vivid, so the shirt feels as good as it looks. For people who favor blunt, witty apparel that starts conversations, this T-shirt fits right into the rotation.
Product features
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and creates a cleaner drape
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape
- Durable, smooth ring-spun cotton optimized for vivid printing
- Lightweight classic fit (approximately 153 g/m²) with tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing methods used for crisp sleeve and neck details, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
HDPD "Hijo de Puta Department" T-SHIRT
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
$39.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and creates a cleaner drape
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape
- Durable, smooth ring-spun cotton optimized for vivid printing
- Lightweight classic fit (approximately 153 g/m²) with tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing methods used for crisp sleeve and neck details, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean