"If your parents wouldn’t wear it, but your friends would screenshot it – it probably belongs here."
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This t-shirt wears like a confident punchline. It’s a soft, lightweight crew-neck crafted to sit comfortably through a long shift, a local meet-up, or a night out trading barbs with friends. The bold “CPI Certified Puta Inspector” text reads like a wink — sarcastic, unapologetic, and meant for someone who enjoys shock humor and isn’t shy about owning it. Imagine slipping it on before heading to a casual gig, a rowdy house party, or a buddies’ hangout: it loosens the room, sparks laughs, and tells a clear story about the wearer’s taste in irreverent humor. The natural, slightly flecked fabric and clean, classic fit make it easy to pair with worn jeans, a denim jacket, or under an open flannel. It’s built to feel lived-in from day one, keeping its shape and print sharp through frequent wear so the joke never fades.
Product features
- Tubular, seam-free body reduces fabric waste and gives a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with twill shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, durable, and great for printing
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified cotton
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints with DTG for main artwork; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
CPI- Certified Puta Inspector T-SHIRT
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
$39.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Tubular, seam-free body reduces fabric waste and gives a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with twill shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, durable, and great for printing
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified cotton
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints with DTG for main artwork; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean