"If your parents wouldn’t wear it, but your friends would screenshot it – it probably belongs here."
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This bold tee carries a raw, in-the-moment voice—abrasive, defiant, and unapologetically honest. It’s for people who wear their mood on their chest and aren’t shy about crossing boundaries. The lightweight cotton sits close to the skin and moves with you, so the statement doesn’t feel stiff or staged. Picture slipping into this shirt before a late-night bar run or a chaotic friend gathering: the print sparks laughs, raised eyebrows, and conversations that run loud and late. The crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette familiar while the printed message does the heavy lifting—no frills, just attitude. Durable stitching and a soft, ring-spun feel mean it holds up wash after wash, keeping the message clear and the texture comfortable. This is a shirt that joins the story of a long night and the stories that come after.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline and fit for a familiar silhouette
- Durable tubular construction with shoulder tape to resist stretching
- DTF/DTG printed details for bold, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I'm Drunk As F*** and Have Gun In My Pocket - T-SHIRT
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
$39.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline and fit for a familiar silhouette
- Durable tubular construction with shoulder tape to resist stretching
- DTF/DTG printed details for bold, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean