"If your parents wouldn’t wear it, but your friends would screenshot it – it probably belongs here."
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This tee speaks with a blunt, dark humor that lands like a dry punchline after a long week. Lightweight and soft, it drapes easily over jeans or a well-worn flannel. The bold statement across the chest starts conversations — awkward, funny, or honest — and suits someone who prefers blunt authenticity over small talk. Wear it to a late-night hangout, a rowdy bar crawl, or when you need to break the tension at a bachelor party. The smooth ring-spun cotton keeps the print crisp and the shirt comfortable whether you’re nursing a beer or navigating a crowd. Built with stable shoulder seams and a stretchy ribbed collar, it wears well and holds its shape through regular washes. For adults only, responsibly made with quality-tested fabric and reliable printing techniques that keep the message readable and the material soft against skin.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, year-round feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printing options for bold, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Give Me Beer or I Will Kill Myself - T-SHIRT
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
$39.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, year-round feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printing options for bold, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean