"If your parents wouldn’t wear it, but your friends would screenshot it – it probably belongs here."
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This tee speaks with swagger and a smirk. Soft, lightweight cotton rests against the skin while the bold slogan across the chest announces attitude before you say a word. It’s the kind of shirt someone reaches for when they want to stir the pot at a night out, a music venue, or a rowdy house party—when humor and edge are currency. Short sleeves and a classic crew neckline keep the silhouette familiar and easy to layer under a denim jacket or flannel. The print sits flat and crisp on a smooth knit, so the message reads clear whether you’re leaning at the bar or jumping into a crowd. Built for grown-ups who trade subtlety for honesty and laugh loud, this shirt fits right into late-night antics, bar crawls, festival sets, or any scene that rewards a sharp one-liner.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color blend)
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printing methods for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified safety for all-day comfort
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
$39.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color blend)
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printing methods for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified safety for all-day comfort
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean