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This shirt carries a laugh-out-loud, slightly slurred kind of humor — the sort that gets traded around late-night bars and backyard bonfires. The bold, tongue-in-cheek slogan reads like a hiccuping confession: I Am Not As Think As You Drunk I Am. It’s printed on a soft, lightweight tee that sits comfortably through long evenings and foggy mornings. Wear it to a laid-back house party, a pub crawl, or a rowdy reunion with old friends; it settles into the moment like a familiar joke, sparking chuckles without trying too hard. The understated texture and clean crew neckline keep the look casual and easy to layer under a flannel or jacket. For anyone who likes to own their messy, human moments with humor, this shirt says it with style and zero pretense.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for comfortable all-day wear
- Tubular, seam-free body for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics and labels for crisp, long-lasting design
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I Am Not As Think As You Drunk I Am - T-SHIRT
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
$39.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for comfortable all-day wear
- Tubular, seam-free body for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics and labels for crisp, long-lasting design
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean