"If your parents wouldn’t wear it, but your friends would screenshot it – it probably belongs here."
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This tee speaks in blunt, late-night humor—perfect for someone who wears their sarcasm like armor. The lightweight, ring-spun cotton drapes easy and stays soft after wash, so the line across the chest reads loud and clear whether you’re at a backyard barbecue, a dive bar, or wrapped in a hoodie on a road trip. The tubular knit and taped shoulders keep the silhouette clean and comfortable; the collar holds its shape so the message stays centered. Wear it when you want to start a laugh, break the ice, or lean into an irreverent mood that says you don’t take small talk seriously. Sized and labeled for adults, this shirt arrives with a tear-away tag and quality printing that resists cracking, keeping the joke bold for many nights out.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, durable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF high-quality printing methods for long-lasting, crisp graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials, adult sizes only
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Give Me Beer or I’m Gonna Kill Myself - T-SHIRT
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
$39.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, durable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF high-quality printing methods for long-lasting, crisp graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials, adult sizes only
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean