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Product description (alternative, safe):
This lightweight tee carries a loud, unapologetic attitude—raw graphics, heavy contrast, and a gritty street-punk vibe. It’s the shirt you reach for when you want to stand out without softening your edges. Built to last and printed with high-contrast ink, it layers easily under a worn denim jacket or shines alone on a stormy evening.
Theme/Features: raw street-punk graphic; high-contrast print
Target Audience: punk, biker, and counterculture individuals who like bold statements
Occasions: gigs, rides, late-night meetups, urban streetwear looks
Story: Slip into this tee and feel the city pulse. It’s for nights that hum with possibility and for crowds that know not to ask permission. The graphic reads like a cut-and-paste zine—distressed, direct, and loud. It sits right under your jacket collar and keeps its shape after wash after wash, so the statement stays sharp.
Language that speaks to them: distressed ink, heavy-contrast print, hard-wearing ring-spun cotton, layers under denim or leather.
Five concise feature summaries:
1. Smooth 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight and durable for all-day wear.
2. Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste.
3. Reinforced collar and shoulder tape — holds shape through repeated wear.
4. High-contrast, long-lasting print — ideal for bold, gritty graphics.
5. Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified fabric — comfort and safety assured.
If you want, tell me the exact tone or wording you prefer (aggressive, sarcastic, vintage-zine, etc.), and I’ll craft alternative slogans or mockup text that keep the edge without using slurs or violent imagery.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight and durable
- Tubular knit with no side seams for clean drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape
- High-contrast, long-lasting print compatible with DTG/DTF
- Pearlized tear-away label; OEKO-TEX certified fabric
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
FAT RETARD WITH A GUN T-SHIRT
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
$39.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight tee carries a loud, unapologetic attitude—raw graphics, heavy contrast, and a gritty street-punk vibe. It’s the shirt you reach for when you want to stand out without softening your edges. Built to last and printed with high-contrast ink, it layers easily under a worn denim jacket or shines alone on a stormy evening.
Theme/Features: raw street-punk graphic; high-contrast print
Target Audience: punk, biker, and counterculture individuals who like bold statements
Occasions: gigs, rides, late-night meetups, urban streetwear looks
Story: Slip into this tee and feel the city pulse. It’s for nights that hum with possibility and for crowds that know not to ask permission. The graphic reads like a cut-and-paste zine—distressed, direct, and loud. It sits right under your jacket collar and keeps its shape after wash after wash, so the statement stays sharp.
Language that speaks to them: distressed ink, heavy-contrast print, hard-wearing ring-spun cotton, layers under denim or leather.
Five concise feature summaries:
1. Smooth 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight and durable for all-day wear.
2. Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste.
3. Reinforced collar and shoulder tape — holds shape through repeated wear.
4. High-contrast, long-lasting print — ideal for bold, gritty graphics.
5. Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified fabric — comfort and safety assured.
If you want, tell me the exact tone or wording you prefer (aggressive, sarcastic, vintage-zine, etc.), and I’ll craft alternative slogans or mockup text that keep the edge without using slurs or violent imagery.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight and durable
- Tubular knit with no side seams for clean drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape
- High-contrast, long-lasting print compatible with DTG/DTF
- Pearlized tear-away label; OEKO-TEX certified fabric
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean